Don’t teach your kids this stuff. Please?
don't teach your kids to read
for the Web
don't teach your kids to write
pen and paper aren't going anywhere
since when do kids need an audience?
no need to hyperlink
no connecting, now
no social networking
or online chat
blogs and twitter?
what a bunch of crap
and definitely, absolutely, resolutely, no cell phones
block it all
lock it down
keep it out
it's evil, you know
there's bad stuff out there
gotta keep your children safe
don't you know collaboration is just another word for cheating?
don't you know how much junk is out there?
haven't you ever heard of sexting?
a computer 24-7? no thanks
I don't want them
you know they're just going to look at porn
and hook up with predators
we can't trust them
don't do any of it, please
'cause I'm doing all of it with my kids
can't wait to see who has a leg up in a decade or two